I, too, have a dream…

Posted By on January 19, 2009 12:37 pm

… that the Giants will acquire a player with more in front of him than behind him.

… that the A’s will admit: “OK, OK, we should have kept Tejada instead of Chavez.”

… that the phrase “industry source” will be replaced by “a scout or executive from a team that has nothing whatsoever to do with this transaction.”

… that Brian Sabean will use the term “VORP.”

… that a free agent will sign a big contract and say: “To be honest, I signed here because it was the most money.”

… that Barry Zito will stop “trying to be too fine.”

… that a sports talk radio host will replace the phrase “what I’m hearing…” with “what I’m reading on the internet…”

… that Jack Cust will hit a ground ball.

… that a team will win a division/pennant/World Series without insisting that “No one gave us a chance.”

… that Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens get on the same prison softball team.

… that a player will come to spring training and say: “Actually, I’m not in the best shape of my life.”

… that Billy Beane will admit: “I really don’t like soccer. C’mon, I’m an American!”

… that Bengie Molina will get a triple.

… that Manny Ramirez will get the money he wants … from the Pirates.

… that the A’s will change their name to the “Hollid-A’s” and he’ll stay beyond this year.

… that the Home Run Derby at the All-Star Game will get cut in half. Seriously.

… that the stat people and the non-stat people will live together in harmony. Can’t we all get along?

… that I can make enough money with this site to buy another golf ball.

Feel free to add your own!


6 Responses to “I, too, have a dream…”

  1. Scott says:

    …that Fred Lewis becomes Edgar Martinez (with the bat, not the glove), and that Pablo Sandoval hits .310/.330/.480

  2. Nick says:

    … that Matt Cain gets at least average Run Support in 2009.

  3. Idaho Nick says:

    …that I can someday be as quick and sharp as you are, and put together such an awesome list. Well done!

  4. mfletcher1 says:

    …that the All-Star game returns to being purely an exhibition and that no post-season games are scheduled because of it.

    ….that night games in the post-season start at a reasonable time (I live on the East Coast and can not stay up until 1 AM to watch the end of a game)

  5. otis says:

    Pablito has got more in front, but he’s also got quite a lot behind him.

  6. Troy Hoffman says:

    i would pick a player like chavez(at the time of the deal) a million times over tejada. Sure it looks like a mistake, but you can’t predict future injuries.

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