Posted By Jeff Fletcher on January 19, 2009 12:37 pm
… that the Giants will acquire a player with more in front of him than behind him.
… that the A’s will admit: “OK, OK, we should have kept Tejada instead of Chavez.”
… that the phrase “industry source” will be replaced by “a scout or executive from a team that has nothing whatsoever to do with this transaction.”
… that Brian Sabean will use the term “VORP.”
… that a free agent will sign a big contract and say: “To be honest, I signed here because it was the most money.”
… that Barry Zito will stop “trying to be too fine.”
… that a sports talk radio host will replace the phrase “what I’m hearing…” with “what I’m reading on the internet…”
… that Jack Cust will hit a ground ball.
… that a team will win a division/pennant/World Series without insisting that “No one gave us a chance.”
… that Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens get on the same prison softball team.
… that a player will come to spring training and say: “Actually, I’m not in the best shape of my life.”
… that Billy Beane will admit: “I really don’t like soccer. C’mon, I’m an American!”
… that Bengie Molina will get a triple.
… that Manny Ramirez will get the money he wants … from the Pirates.
… that the A’s will change their name to the “Hollid-A’s” and he’ll stay beyond this year.
… that the Home Run Derby at the All-Star Game will get cut in half. Seriously.
… that the stat people and the non-stat people will live together in harmony. Can’t we all get along?
… that I can make enough money with this site to buy another golf ball.
Feel free to add your own!